Dirtcreatures' lair

On this website, you'll find out about me, my hobbies, my likes, the monsters I call friends, and my plans for global domination!

Enter and enjoy....at your own peril!

This site is best viewed using a PC and an Internet connection. Although I won't dictate to you what resolution you should view this site, you may need to adjust the text size with the toolbar on your browser. Other than that you should have no problem looking around this little corner of the web that I inhabit!

Happy viewing!

This site is being developed as you read this, so don't worry about the appearance too much, just get reading and stuff!

By clicking on the picture of the delightful Miss Betty Page below to enter he site, you agree to the following...

You are old enough by the the law of your native country and the country you are viewing this site in to view the contents of this site. This is because this site contains strong language with words ruder than "Bottom", "Nipple" and "Genitals".
That you are not easily offended and have a nervous disposition. This site contains pictures that may easily shock those offended by nudity, gore, obesity, mockery, etc.
That you agree that everyone has a right to an opinion, and even if you don't agree with the opinions within this site, this site is meant to be a place to air views that normally wouldn't be listened to. If you don't like the views within this site, you are free to leave whenever you want to.
Although this site is not what you would call "Politically Correct", hostility of certain kinds will not be tolerated. Therefore you will not find any racism or homophobia. Saying something is "gay" because it's stupid, broken, crap, etc. is NOT gay-bashing, but calling someone who is gay anything that is directly intended to hurt their feelings is, so if that's where your head is at, don't bother coming in. Same goes for racists.
That this site was developed by someone with a sense of humour. If you have had surgical humour-removal, you're not going to enjoy this site a lot.
That you will understand the above rules. Entering the site after reading these rules only to be offended is your own fault. you have been warned in advance.

So if you have read the above guidelines and are still happy and mad enough to enter my lair, click on the lovely Miss Betty Page below! However, if you don't want to come in, simply click the back button on your browser or type in another website in the address bar of your browser.

Click on Betty to your right! Click on Betty to your left!

Parental Notice: As I'm very opinionated and believe in the end of totalitarianism and the long life of free speech, this site contains strong language and the ocassional naughty, distubing, and/or frightening imagery which you may not want your children to see.

Acknowledgement: All pictures and lyrics on this site are reproduced by kind permission, and/or have the artists'/sources' name included. My sincere thanks to those who gave permission for me to use their material to spruce up my site!