I call my friends accomplices because accomplice has the word
"Lice" in it, heh heh...
Fester
What a complete and utter cun...oh. Me old mate Fester! A bright lad who you can always rely on to tell it like it is. Believes in the truth, friendship, and loves drinking games. One of the coolest people I know.
Lab Rat
Known this guy for ages! And the crap we've gone through together...certainly been through some up and downs. Been a great friend and helped me out a couple of times when I've been through some bad crap in my life. He's gone through worse but always comes back with a grin on his face. Me old mucker, I'd never met most of the friends I have without him. When we get together, his girlfriend says we're worse than Jesse and Chester (from Dude! Where's my car?), Beavis and Butthead, and Bill and Ted put together!
Dime Bar
The infernal machine! Holder of the now legendary Bloodfest parties! This guy knows no fear, and knows how to get down and laugh. Performer of the highly dangerous Hotdog Trick, this guy knows how to have fun. A very good friend and all round nutter. Recently became a dad, so big congrats to he and his good Lady!
Bod aka Pifpaf
Another member of the gang, this guy is, well, Bod! A very strange lifeform, his hobbies include playing Everquest along with Myself, Fester and Dime Bar (Bod, incidentally, is co-leader of my EQ guild.), bugging Fester to the point where physical violence is called for, having mad theories on everything, and stripping off when drunk. On one our booze-fuelled escapades, I was made a Paladin of Bod, so don't mess with me! :o) He's a dude, even if he does have some bizarre music tastes, the most acceptible and tame of these being Electric 6!
Barry Twice
Used to share a house with this guy, and he broke the rules by not only being friendly toward me, we are now honourary bros! A man of many talents, he plays guitar and is absofuckinglootly amazing on drums, creates RPGs for the PC (personal computer, NOT patronising cunts), and is just an all-round good buddy. We share the same sort of humour, but mine is more extreme and he's always telling me that I'm going beyond the line...like that'll stop me! We share a love of good music, fine booze, and Viz comic!
Tank
What can I say? On first meeting this guy, we got on great! We've both been through our fair share of shit together and we've both helped each other out. I had the great honour of being his best man, and I hope one day he'll do the same for me. Just watch out for him when he picks up sticks and knives and starts swinging them about ninja stylee, as he has a habit of loosing his grip!
Frisky
Bit of a smooth bugger, and the ladies seem to like him. Fuck knows why. Just kidding! Someone with a love of good music, cheesy films and beer. Like me! :o) Intelligent, the only problem is the bugger can be more sarky than me! LOL
Wolfman
Been the lead singer of two popular local bands, and currently works serving some of the most stupid people in existence, he's a true mate and an awesome drinking partner. My wingman :o)
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