var koiDayOfWeek = new Array('Sunday','Monday','Tuesday','Wednesday','Thursday','Friday','Saturday');
       var koiMonthName = new Array('January','February','March','April','May','June','July','August','September','October','November','December');
       var koitheDate = new Date();

       document.write('' +
               koiDayOfWeek[koitheDate.getDay()] + ' ' +
                koiMonthName[koitheDate.getMonth()] + ' ' +
                koitheDate.getDate() + ', ' +
               (koitheDate.getYear() < 1900 ? koitheDate.getYear() + 1900 : koitheDate.getYear()) +
              ', have you fed the fish today?');